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A&Q: Answer The Next Question, Then Pose The Previous One

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    #11
    Q my Piano tuner is a blind Russian named Olav Shepitov, how is this pronounced in English ?


    A 44DD, almost certainly
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    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      Q my Piano tuner is a blind Russian named Olav Shepitov, how is this pronounced in English ?


      A 44DD, almost certainly
      Q - what was Tempest Storm's chest measurement ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tempest_Storm)

      A - a course of antibiotics

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        #13
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        A - a course of antibiotics
        Q. What should I have after I have finished with Atw?

        A. Shop till you drop.
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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          #14
          Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
          Q. What should I have after I have finished with Atw?

          A. Shop till you drop.
          Q - What is Alistair Darling's solution to th economic crisis

          A - The bigger the better

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            #15
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Q - What is Alistair Darling's solution to th economic crisis

            A - The bigger the better
            Q: What size project will be viewed by Mr Darling as the most appropriate to undertake to stimulate the economy, according to his Keynsian beliefs?

            A: Armstrong's buttock.
            "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


            Thomas Jefferson

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              #16
              Q: What was tightly clenched as Eagle approached the lunar surface?

              A: A ten-inch pianist
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                #17
                Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                Q: What was tightly clenched as Eagle approached the lunar surface?

                A: A ten-inch pianist
                Q - when the man asked the hard of hearing genie for a 10" penis - what did he get?

                A - dildo where the sun doesn't shine

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                  #18
                  Q - What upset sock

                  A - Reamed out with a rusty corkscrew
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #19
                    Q It has got to be the most inefficient way to remove a dodgy cork from a bottle of wine


                    A Purple tomatos
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                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      A: Purple tomatos
                      Q: What kind of tomatoes have a distinctive hue created by antioxidant pigments that protect against diseases including cancer, heart problems and diabetes according to mad scientists?

                      A: When 8 bells toll

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