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Christmas Shin Dig
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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You expect there to be dancing?Originally posted by Churchill View Post
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I don't think it was dancing per se, I think it was the sight of a certain "Owen Joshua Lewsey's" Arse that made her weak at the knees...Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostYou expect there to be dancing?
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I've just thought.Originally posted by Churchill View PostI don't think it was dancing per se, I think it was the sight of a certain "Owen Joshua Lewsey's" Arse that made her weak at the knees...

The FaQQer no longer has to find someone to take a drunk CM home - we have a volunteer. This means I no longer have to distract her so I can jump in a cab and dump her in the middle of SOHO again.
Boomed.
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostI've just thought.
The FaQQer no longer has to find someone to take a drunk CM home - we have a volunteer. This means I no longer have to distract her so I can jump in a cab and dump her in the middle of SOHO again.
Boomed.

I already had two dancing cohorts.... I just thought being as you were the youngest among us, you would have been better able to hold your beer and come dancing with us.... you big girls blouse....
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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It won't be the first time. I carried her shoes home the other weekend!Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostI've just thought.
The FaQQer no longer has to find someone to take a drunk CM home - we have a volunteer. This means I no longer have to distract her so I can jump in a cab and dump her in the middle of SOHO again.
Boomed.

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Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
I already had two dancing cohorts.... I just thought being as you were the youngest among us, you would have been better able to hold your beer and come dancing with us.... you big girls blouse....

Yep - there had better be some committment to the cause this time round, none of this slinking off into the night nonsense (randomly looking for pizza) while we go out clubbing.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostIt won't be the first time. I carried her shoes home the other weekend!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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There was nothing "random" about our departure last time...Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Yep - there had better be some committment to the cause this time round, none of this slinking off into the night nonsense (randomly looking for pizza) while we go out clubbing.
Talking about "last time", where are the bloody photographs?
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Ohhh no... (shakes head)Originally posted by Churchill View PostThere was nothing "random" about our departure last time...
Was referring to the sockpuppet et al departure last Xmas though.
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but I made myself drink it as not to offend her.
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