but if you half close your eyes it looks like a long pink shaft with a knob on the end.
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is that right as in "on the right" or right as in "yeah right - like i'd tell you pomme bastard that"?Originally posted by tay View PostRightComment
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Originally posted by tay View PostStory of your life aye.
no offence meant.
the piccie of where I live, if you half close your eyes, looks like one of jordans titties.
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Ben Nevis?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postthe piccie of where I live, if you half close your eyes, looks like one of jordans titties.
It sounds like a hill of some sort anyway.Comment
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Right as in on the right....Originally posted by DS23 View Postis that right as in "on the right" or right as in "yeah right - like i'd tell you pomme bastard that"?
No offence taken... this is CUK....you need to check your thin skin in at the door.no offence meant.
Unless you are a TPD'er .. then you just cry and gang bully anyone that mocks you.Comment
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Please, do not move the date for me, I would only be able to meet for a couple of pints at best.Originally posted by realityhack View PostDagnabbit.
I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Just make them last all night.Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostPlease, do not move the date for me, I would only be able to meet for a couple of pints at best.
Ok, I'll be slightly more hardcore this time. I was persuing the quantity over quality last time though.Comment
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