Woman has 200 organisms a day

[OwlHoot]

(Had to use a different word, in case the sweary filter plugged some stupid flower in its place.)

Article here in today's News of the Screws. This glyph is probably an accurate rendering of her complexion:

I wonder if coming that often would be a blessing or a curse. One thing's for sure, if it was a guy their balls would be the size of lentils and about as dry. Xen wouldn't be too happy if it was him.

[BrilloPad]

"Sarah, from London, developed PSAS after being prescribed anti-depressants at 19. "

Can I get some for my gf?

[xoggoth]

Hey News Of The World! hadn't thought of that. I am finding even The Sun is getting depressing now with far too much reality.

I used to read News Of The World years ago but the front page always seemed to be about ponies landing on the bonnets of cars. One can only read tragic tales of ponies involved in road accidents so often.

[Diver]

Woman has 200 organisms a day

I have that effect on women











<and sheep>

[TimberWolf]

I have that effect on women

That women moan when they orgasm doesn't imply when they moan at you 200 times a day...

[Diver]

That women moan when they orgasm doesn't imply when they moan at you 200 times a day...

Like when they climb onto their menstrual cycle and try to run you over?

[BrilloPad]

"Sarah, from London, developed PSAS after being prescribed anti-depressants at 19. "

Can I get some for my gf?

I wonder which part of LOndon?