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Hey News Of The World! hadn't thought of that. I am finding even The Sun is getting depressing now with far too much reality.
I used to read News Of The World years ago but the front page always seemed to be about ponies landing on the bonnets of cars. One can only read tragic tales of ponies involved in road accidents so often.
(Had to use a different word, in case the sweary filter plugged some stupid flower in its place.)
Article here in today's News of the Screws. This glyph is probably an accurate rendering of her complexion:
I wonder if coming that often would be a blessing or a curse. One thing's for sure, if it was a guy their balls would be the size of lentils and about as dry. Xen wouldn't be too happy if it was him.
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