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stand up and announce to your colleagues that you have decided to change your name to janice. walk out. go shopping for clothes, wig and makeup. sashay back into the office in a tight fitting dress and get busy printing some documentation.Comment
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If you do not already have them.
Write a nifty spreadsheet to: Enter your timesheet, calculate your hours, Your mileage claims, Your expenses.
Your company income and expenditure.
Any thing else you can think of.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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discretely take the batteries out of your laptop and then announce that your laptop has died - go home to "get it fixed".Comment
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Not bad idea... Printing documentation, that is.Originally posted by DS23 View Poststand up and announce to your colleagues that you have decided to change your name to janice. walk out. go shopping for clothes, wig and makeup. sashay back into the office in a tight fitting dress and get busy printing some documentation.Cats are evil.Comment
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But never, EVER write any.Originally posted by swamp View PostNot bad idea... Printing documentation, that is.
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If you are on £480 per day you are paid about £1/min. Work out how much you've been paid to come on CUK today...Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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