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    #31
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Update your CV. You won't be at work much longer
    I'm indispensable. They can't sack me, the project would fall apart.
    Cats are evil.

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      #32
      Originally posted by swamp View Post
      I'm indispensable. They can't sack me, the project would fall apart.
      The whole World's fallen apart. Do you think your crappy project matters now?

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        #33
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        The whole World's fallen apart. Do you think your crappy project matters now?
        My project will still be here when people are burning newspapers to keep warm and eating fish from the river Thames...
        Cats are evil.

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          #34
          Originally posted by swamp View Post
          My project will still be here when people are burning newspapers to keep warm and eating fish from the river Thames...
          Who do you work for, Satan?
          Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

          Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

          That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

          Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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            #35
            Originally posted by snaw View Post
            Who do you work for, Satan?
            It's worse that that: The Home Office.
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              #36
              Originally posted by snaw View Post
              Who do you work for, Satan?




              (Well, someone's got to...)
              Cats are evil.

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                #37
                Go home for lunch and get a bj thrown in

                Highly recommended
                "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                  Go home for lunch and get a bj thrown in

                  Highly recommended
                  which curry house has that on the menu?
                  "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by swamp View Post




                    (Well, someone's got to...)
                    Marsham Street?
                    That boy go raaaaaaa
                    Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hosting

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                      #40
                      Lunchtime Menu

                      In soho I imagine you can get a double blow burger, hold the mayo

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