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    #11
    play linerider

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      #12
      stand up and announce to your colleagues that you have decided to change your name to janice. walk out. go shopping for clothes, wig and makeup. sashay back into the office in a tight fitting dress and get busy printing some documentation.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
        Work?
        Cats are evil.

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          #14
          If you do not already have them.

          Write a nifty spreadsheet to: Enter your timesheet, calculate your hours, Your mileage claims, Your expenses.
          Your company income and expenditure.
          Any thing else you can think of.
          I am not qualified to give the above advice!

          The original point and click interface by
          Smith and Wesson.

          Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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            #15
            Write a musical?

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              #16
              discretely take the batteries out of your laptop and then announce that your laptop has died - go home to "get it fixed".

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                #17
                Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                stand up and announce to your colleagues that you have decided to change your name to janice. walk out. go shopping for clothes, wig and makeup. sashay back into the office in a tight fitting dress and get busy printing some documentation.
                Not bad idea... Printing documentation, that is.
                Cats are evil.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by swamp View Post
                  Not bad idea... Printing documentation, that is.
                  But never, EVER write any.

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                    #19
                    If you are on £480 per day you are paid about £1/min. Work out how much you've been paid to come on CUK today...
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #20
                      Download ebooks from the net on your favourite topics and start reading

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