It's been great for the last few weeks but they've just delivered 16 yoghurts with 2 days left on the 'best before' date.
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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostIt's been great for the last few weeks but they've just delivered 16 yoghurts with 2 days left on the 'best before' date.Proud owner of +5 Xeno Geek Points -
Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostIt's been great for the last few weeks but they've just delivered 16 yoghurts with 2 days left on the 'best before' date."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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It's a pitty you can't use the internet to get somone to go 'round there and give them a bollocking.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Split them into citrus/non citrus, get a load of fruit and some fresh (not from concentrate) fruit juice, bang them in the blender et voilà... Innocent eat your heart out.Proud owner of +5 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostIt's a pitty you can't use the internet to get somone to go 'round there and give them a bollocking.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by Advocate View PostHaven't you watched the telly, friendly bacteria; it's good for you!The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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