Foam Mattress tester, then penetration engineer, both job titles as seen on Jobserve
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I wanted to be a lighthouse keeper because I figured it would be dead easy. Then I wanted to run a pub so that I could get drunk. Ideally I wanted to run the only pub/lighthouse but they were a little thin on the ground.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Are these available on the top shelf ?Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostArmed Forces.
Too much action man and "Commando" comics.Comment
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Dirty sod.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostAre these available on the top shelf ?
They are good, wholesome stories about men and war....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commando_Comics"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Moscow Mule, it is not 1963 any more.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostThey are good, wholesome stories about men and war....Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Indeed, the comics do need a bit of updating...Originally posted by Xenophon View PostMoscow Mule, it is not 1963 any more.
Perhaps they could include some tips on exfoliation & nail care?"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Fiction Writer (when about 5)
Physicist (When about 8)
Making video games (When about 12)
I have written but only technical articles
I did a degree in physics and decided it wasn't so great
I worked for a games studio and didn't like the culture of overtimeOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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