I have an eating problem too. So far today I have managed to dribble coffee down my shirt twice, on my trousers once, and now I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too. I really look a disgusting mess.
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My name is HAB and I have a drinking problem.
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My name is HAB and I have a drinking problem.
How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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That too.Originally posted by Platypus View Post
amHow did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Sounds like AtW's idea of date night ...Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostI have an eating problem too. So far today I have managed to dribble coffee down my shirt twice, on my trousers once, and now I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too. I really look a disgusting mess.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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Just get the gimp to lick you clean.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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are you saying you spilt a bit of pot noodle or you spilt a bit of "pot noodle"?Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostI have an eating problem too. So far today I have managed to dribble coffee down my shirt twice, on my trousers once, and now I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too. I really look a disgusting mess.Comment
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Maybe tomorrow you should use a bib?Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostI have an eating problem too. So far today I have managed to dribble coffee down my shirt twice, on my trousers once, and now I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too. I really look a disgusting mess.Comment
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wipe it on the curtains.. HTHOriginally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostI’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too.The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Damn it!
Done it again. This shirt was new on this morning.
I've also managed to spatter the keyboard and a form that I have to send off.
Taking that 3 for £2 offer at Tesco's doesn't look such a good idea now.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%
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Given that you're probably surrounded by devs, no-one will really notice...Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostI have an eating problem too. So far today I have managed to dribble coffee down my shirt twice, on my trousers once, and now I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too. I really look a disgusting mess.Older and ...well, just older!!Comment
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