My name is HAB and I have a drinking problem.

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cojak replied

10 October 2008, 13:01
Put the chopsticks away - you are all to use a fork, you know...
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ratewhore replied

10 October 2008, 12:40
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

I have an eating problem too. So far today I have managed to dribble coffee down my shirt twice, on my trousers once, and now I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too. I really look a disgusting mess.

Given that you're probably surrounded by devs, no-one will really notice...
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HairyArsedBloke replied

10 October 2008, 12:38
Damn it! Done it again. This shirt was new on this morning.

I've also managed to spatter the keyboard and a form that I have to send off.

Taking that 3 for £2 offer at Tesco's doesn't look such a good idea now.
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chef replied

7 October 2008, 14:14
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too.

wipe it on the curtains.. HTH
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BrilloPad replied

7 October 2008, 13:42
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

I have an eating problem too. So far today I have managed to dribble coffee down my shirt twice, on my trousers once, and now I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too. I really look a disgusting mess.

Maybe tomorrow you should use a bib?
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DS23 replied

7 October 2008, 13:41
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

I have an eating problem too. So far today I have managed to dribble coffee down my shirt twice, on my trousers once, and now I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too. I really look a disgusting mess.

are you saying you spilt a bit of pot noodle or you spilt a bit of "pot noodle"?
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The Lone Gunman replied

7 October 2008, 13:15
Just get the gimp to lick you clean.
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snaw replied

7 October 2008, 13:14
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

I have an eating problem too. So far today I have managed to dribble coffee down my shirt twice, on my trousers once, and now I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too. I really look a disgusting mess.

Sounds like AtW's idea of date night ...
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HairyArsedBloke replied

7 October 2008, 13:13
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

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That too.
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Platypus replied

7 October 2008, 13:11
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

I really look a disgusting mess.

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HairyArsedBloke started a topic My name is HAB and I have a drinking problem.

7 October 2008, 13:10
My name is HAB and I have a drinking problem.

I have an eating problem too. So far today I have managed to dribble coffee down my shirt twice, on my trousers once, and now I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too. I really look a disgusting mess.
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