I have an eating problem too. So far today I have managed to dribble coffee down my shirt twice, on my trousers once, and now I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too. I really look a disgusting mess.
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My name is HAB and I have a drinking problem.
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My name is HAB and I have a drinking problem.
How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostamHow did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - AesopComment
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostI have an eating problem too. So far today I have managed to dribble coffee down my shirt twice, on my trousers once, and now I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too. I really look a disgusting mess.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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Just get the gimp to lick you clean.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostI have an eating problem too. So far today I have managed to dribble coffee down my shirt twice, on my trousers once, and now I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too. I really look a disgusting mess.Comment
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostI have an eating problem too. So far today I have managed to dribble coffee down my shirt twice, on my trousers once, and now I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too. I really look a disgusting mess.Comment
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostI’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too.The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Damn it! Done it again. This shirt was new on this morning.
I've also managed to spatter the keyboard and a form that I have to send off.
Taking that 3 for £2 offer at Tesco's doesn't look such a good idea now.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%
"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - AesopComment
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostI have an eating problem too. So far today I have managed to dribble coffee down my shirt twice, on my trousers once, and now I’ve dribbled the juice from my Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle down myself too. I really look a disgusting mess.Older and ...well, just older!!Comment
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