Goodbye UK

[NotAllThere]

I was in Zermatt a couple of years ago, bought a round of three vodka redbulls. Cost me over £50.

It would cost you a lot more now, with the pound having fallen. If your idea of a good time is pubs and night clubbing (or whatever you young people get up to nowadays), then Switzerland is very very dull.

I like dull.

I like being able to walk home through town at midnight and not getting mugged or knifed.

If you're raising a family, there's far worse places to be than CH.

[snaw]

I like being able to walk home through town at midnight and not getting mugged or knifed.

You're a 65 year old grannie, who watches too much crime watch and believes everything she reads in the daily mail and I claim my £5.

[Xenophon]

You're a 65 year old grannie, who watches too much crime watch and believes everything she reads in the daily mail and I claim my £5.

WHS

[NotAllThere]

You're a 65 year old grannie, who watches too much crime watch and believes everything she reads in the daily mail and I claim my £5.

Except I don't read the Daily Mail. ( Said N.A.T. outside his £10M luxury Swiss villa overlooking Lake Geneva ).

Does no-one understand hyperbole nowadays?