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Sandy is a bearded mullahOriginally posted by SandyDown View PostI am me,
And you are you,
As you can see;
But when you do
The things that you can do,
You will find the Way,
And the Way will follow you.
and I claim my 5 bombsComment
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You mean Manning wasn't?Originally posted by bogeyman View PostI reckon you're about as Muslim and female as the late Bernard Manning.Comment
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That doesn't read like the first kalima to me. You know..Originally posted by SandyDown View PostI am me,
And you are you,
As you can see;
But when you do
The things that you can do,
You will find the Way,
And the Way will follow you.
no god but allah and all that.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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Hotly pursued by the Metropolitan police with weapons drawn....Originally posted by SandyDown View PostYou will find the Way,
And the Way will follow you.Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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Bism Ellahi Alrahman AlraheemOriginally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostThat doesn't read like the first kalima to me. You know..
no god but allah and all that.
Qul Howa Alluahu Ahad
Allahu Als Samad
Lam yalid wa lam yowlad
Wa la kan lahu kofwan Ahad
Sadaq Allah Al AzimComment
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Originally posted by SandyDown View PostBism Ellahi Alrahman Alraheem
Qul Howa Alluahu Ahad
Allahu Als Samad
Lam yalid wa lam yowlad
Wa la kan lahu kofwan Ahad
Sadaq Allah Al Azim
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mods want to be careful, you might end up getting your server blown up...Older and ...well, just older!!Comment
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Originally posted by SandyDown View PostBism Ellahi Alrahman Alraheem
Qul Howa Alluahu Ahad
Allahu Als Samad
Lam yalid wa lam yowlad
Wa la kan lahu kofwan Ahad
Sadaq Allah Al Azim
يموت يموت كافر
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