Stock Market Doom

[xoggoth]

Can't be bothered to scan above to see if someone mentioned it already but the

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk

is good on this today.

I am amazed how high the FTSE is this morning, sure I read last week it would lose a quarter of its value if the bail out failed.

[chef]

have patience

[Pondlife]

Can't be bothered to scan above to see if someone mentioned it already but the

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk

is good on this today.

I am amazed how high the FTSE is this morning, sure I read last week it would lose a quarter of its value if the bail out failed.

Tom Logan, an engineer from Leeds, said: "I suppose I always knew America would eventually break the planet, like some ghastly, hyperactive toddler that gets hold of a mobile phone and then smashes it repeatedly against the edge of a table, but I never really thought it would affect me.

"But now, thanks to a combination of psychotic greed, political expediency and the sort of jaw dropping stupidity that makes you wonder if they actually know how to breathe in and out, I can look forward to a future of dysentry, burnt-out vans and an exciting range of low-fat meals, all of which - in some way or another - involve rodents."