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Should I buy this perfume to my gf ?
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostA woman came up to me the other day, she said "you smell nice, what have you got on". I said "I've got a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it".Comment
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No birthday, nothing? She just asked you to buy it for her?
Cheeky cow, I suggest you ask her to get it on with you and a couple of Dutch bisexual girls. If she does then 70 notes is a small price to pay for a lifetime of happy memories...Older and ...well, just older!!Comment
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Originally posted by LadyChatterley View PostAhhh, the old Chubby jokes, still going strong.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Originally posted by Bob Dalek View PostThere was a time, back in the blessed 70s, when a man could come home pissed as a fart, slap his missus around, demand that his dinner be provided, then roger said wife into a coma, wee in the wardrobe and yet be pardoned fully by the missus by giving her Tweed by Lentheric the next day - total cost, 50p.
You can bet that it’s women that are the speculants doing all this shorting and it’s their heated hair rollers that are causing global warming.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostIf she smells that bad that it costs 70 quid to cover it up - wouldn't the money be better spent getting medical treatment to fix the problem?
Ooooh, she's still got it. (In Mel B, Bo Selecta mode)Comment
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostIt all went wrong after women stopped being a man’s property.
You can bet that it’s women that are the speculants doing all this shorting and it’s their heated hair rollers that are causing global warming.Comment
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buy it - when you give to her tell her that you know it's not because she wants it but because she NEEDS it."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostDepends how old your GF is... over 50 then yes, under 50 then no
Thats based on my wife (25) calling that an old womans perfume
(Apparently shortly after Paris was liberated in WW2, a bunch of British secret agents after a fast buck tracked down Coco Chanel to find out the recipe for Chanel No 5. At first she wouldn't tell them, but after being held upside down for a few moments coughed it up!)Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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