Should I buy this perfume to my gf ? - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

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BrilloPad replied

20 September 2008, 09:57
I got my gf 2 perfumes for her birthday - Jo Malone. Red Roses and some other rubbish......

But she loves it so hey ho.
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zara_backdog replied

20 September 2008, 09:43
Currently for me thats 2hrs work - hubby would have to buy me the whole gift-set to make any impression - plus flowers
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Diver replied

19 September 2008, 15:03
Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post

Surely your decision to purchase this expensive item should be based on

-how much you love her
-how big her norks are
-how much she loves you
-how big her norks are
-what you'll get in return
-the pleasure you'll get seeing her accept a gift that she obviously wants
-how big her norks are

how big her norks are
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BoredBloke replied

19 September 2008, 14:22
Surely your decision to purchase this expensive item should be based on

-how much you love her
-how big her norks are
-how much she loves you
-how big her norks are
-what you'll get in return
-the pleasure you'll get seeing her accept a gift that she obviously wants
-how big her norks are
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cailin maith replied

19 September 2008, 13:23
I wish I had more logins then I would keep voting yes!!
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cailin maith replied

19 September 2008, 13:23
Yes, buy her the perfume!!

Most decent scents cost that much anyway!!

You lot are a bunch of miserable tight gits.....
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ratewhore replied

19 September 2008, 13:06
The poll has spoken. Tell her to fark off!!!
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BoredBloke replied

19 September 2008, 12:18
Why not go out and shag some woman and then buy her the smellies by way of an apology.
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juststarting replied

19 September 2008, 12:18
Originally posted by LadyChatterley View Post

Send her this: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f4f25d3405
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Diver replied

19 September 2008, 12:18
Originally posted by LadyChatterley View Post

Send her this: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f4f25d3405

Just watched vitual sex teacher on there

I have led a sheltered life
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LadyChatterley replied

19 September 2008, 12:11
Send her this: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f4f25d3405
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Diver replied

19 September 2008, 12:06
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

Surely as a contractor you should be telling her that she will not be wearing anything and give her a Rogering.

HTH
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The Lone Gunman replied

19 September 2008, 12:05
Surely as a contractor you should be telling her that she will not be wearing anything so cheap and give her a bottle of Imperial Majesty.
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badgerpig replied

19 September 2008, 12:00
this thread is so wrong yet soooooo funny
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Diver replied

19 September 2008, 12:00
Tell her that you'll buy her the perfume if she buys you that new phone or laptop you are lusting after

Sorted
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