Tell her that you'll buy her the perfume if she buys you that new phone or laptop you are lusting after 
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this thread is so wrong yet soooooo funny
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Surely as a contractor you should be telling her that she will not be wearing anything so cheap and give her a bottle of Imperial Majesty.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Just watched vitual sex teacher on thereOriginally posted by LadyChatterley View Post
I have led a sheltered life
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Why not go out and shag some woman and then buy her the smellies by way of an apology.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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The poll has spoken. Tell her to fark off!!!Older and ...well, just older!!Comment
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Yes, buy her the perfume!!
Most decent scents cost that much anyway!!
You lot are a bunch of miserable tight gits.....
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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