Should I buy this perfume to my gf ?

[Bob Dalek]

My gf has asked me to buy her this perfume for 70 gbp ...

is it sensible to spend that kind of money on perfume ?

http://www.mistrys.co.uk/chanel-coco...9.html?invis=0

There was a time, back in the blessed 70s, when a man could come home pissed as a fart, slap his missus around, demand that his dinner be provided, then roger said wife into a coma, wee in the wardrobe and yet be pardoned fully by the missus by giving her Tweed by Lentheric the next day - total cost, 50p.

[LadyChatterley]

A woman came up to me the other day, she said "you smell nice, what have you got on". I said "I've got a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it".

Ahhh, the old Chubby jokes, still going strong.

[ratewhore]

No birthday, nothing? She just asked you to buy it for her?

Cheeky cow, I suggest you ask her to get it on with you and a couple of Dutch bisexual girls. If she does then 70 notes is a small price to pay for a lifetime of happy memories...

[The Lone Gunman]

Ahhh, the old Chubby jokes, still going strong.

I didnt have you down as a chubby chaser.

[HairyArsedBloke]

There was a time, back in the blessed 70s, when a man could come home pissed as a fart, slap his missus around, demand that his dinner be provided, then roger said wife into a coma, wee in the wardrobe and yet be pardoned fully by the missus by giving her Tweed by Lentheric the next day - total cost, 50p.

It all went wrong after women stopped being a man’s property.
You can bet that it’s women that are the speculants doing all this shorting and it’s their heated hair rollers that are causing global warming.

[LadyChatterley]

If she smells that bad that it costs 70 quid to cover it up - wouldn't the money be better spent getting medical treatment to fix the problem?

Ooooh, she's still got it. (In Mel B, Bo Selecta mode)

[Bob Dalek]

It all went wrong after women stopped being a man’s property.
You can bet that it’s women that are the speculants doing all this shorting and it’s their heated hair rollers that are causing global warming.

Yes. The day they got the vote was a dark day for our species.

[ThomasSoerensen]

buy it - when you give to her tell her that you know it's not because she wants it but because she NEEDS it.

[OwlHoot]

Depends how old your GF is... over 50 then yes, under 50 then no

Thats based on my wife (25) calling that an old womans perfume

I'm not an expert on perfumes, but isn't it Chanel No 5 that's been around ages? Not quite the same as saying *any* Chanel perfume is long in the tooth.

(Apparently shortly after Paris was liberated in WW2, a bunch of British secret agents after a fast buck tracked down Coco Chanel to find out the recipe for Chanel No 5. At first she wouldn't tell them, but after being held upside down for a few moments coughed it up!)

[OwlHoot]

.. Also buy the Au De Perfume not the Toilet. ..

A toilet would be much more practical if you don't already have one.

Otherwise you'll be forever popping into the next door hotel to use theirs.