Bored at work?? Have a meeting... Noooo

**chef** · 12 September 2008, 08:26

"i dont think i'd be able to contribute anything, i'd be better off spending my time looking at <insert some random piece of work>"

**chef** · 12 September 2008, 08:26

fake a heart attack, take the rest of the day off

**basshead** · 12 September 2008, 08:28

Say you've got really bad wind and it wouldn't be fair on the other participants.

**TimberWolf** · 12 September 2008, 08:33

Initiate a mass fainting event.

**badger7579** · 12 September 2008, 08:38

Heart attack, wind, fainting... All good so far... Any more cracking ideas

**chef** · 12 September 2008, 08:40

just turn to the nearest person and say in an agressive tone

"what do you mean i hear voices?"

stand up and walk out

**FiveTimes** · 12 September 2008, 08:44

Originally posted by badger7579 View Post

Suggestions for declining client team meetings..... Anyone???? Basically just can't be a**ed...

Mention that you've been constipated for a while and you think that the laxatives are starting to work and then quickly leg it to trap 4. Stay there for a while whilst playing on your phone

**DaveB** · 12 September 2008, 08:51

Send a reply to the invite syaing your glad to have been included as it will give you a chance to put forward your proposals for a Christian approach to solving project issues and the inclusion of Prayer in the project management methodolgy.

Although depending on the client the latter may already be unofficially implemented.

**the_rangdo** · 12 September 2008, 09:07

Why give a reason? If the invite gives you the option of accept/decline just pick the one you want.

Then 5 mins before the meeting go for a carp or something

Bored at work?? Have a meeting... Noooo