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Who's been in the cells, or jail?

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    #11
    The trick is:

    not getting caught.


    Gaols are full of unsuccessful criminals.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #12
      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
      The trick is:

      not getting caught.


      Gaols are full of unsuccessful criminals.

      ... and some innocent people that have been wronged !!

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        #13
        ... and a LOT of people who should be receiving medical treatment for mental health problems.
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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        "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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          #14
          A few times in my younger days -

          Did a few long weekends, but that was as far as I went before I saw the light ...
          "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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            #15
            Once, in me yoof. Got caught up in the tail end of a gangfight and the cops grabbed me after the fact cause I had some blood on my cheek (Fk knows how it got there) - funny thing was when it was going on I was round the back of a building getting it off with some girlie and I returned when I heard the commotion.

            Luckily a WPC verfied my story as she saw me walking back towards the fight or I'd have a record and my life would be completely different ...
            Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

            Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

            That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

            Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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              #16
              Originally posted by snaw View Post
              Once, in me yoof. Got caught up in the tail end of a gangfight and the cops grabbed me after the fact cause I had some blood on my cheek (Fk knows how it got there) - funny thing was when it was going on I was round the back of a building getting it off with some girlie and I returned when I heard the commotion.

              Luckily a WPC verfied my story as she saw me walking back towards the fight or I'd have a record and my life would be completely different ...
              was the "some girlie" the WPC? I do like a girl in uniform......

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                #17
                Originally posted by snaw View Post
                I had some blood on my cheek

                funny thing was when it was going on I was round the back of a building getting it off with some girlie
                I think you may be doing it wrong

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Torran View Post
                  I think you may be doing it wrong
                  Maybe I like a rainbow shower ;-)

                  Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                  Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                  That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                  Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by snaw View Post
                    Maybe I like a rainbow shower ;-)

                    too early snaw, far too early

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                      Once in Tanzania. Bought my way out for $10....
                      Once in Liberia. Normally $10 but I was too slow and the sarge go into it, $25.

                      Put it down on General Expenses and got it reimbursed by the client.

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