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Moscow Mule replied

8 September 2008, 12:22
In Moscow, you ask - Is there an "on the spot" fine I can pay?

Normally US$50 gets you out of most things.
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expat replied

8 September 2008, 12:13
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Once in Tanzania. Bought my way out for $10....

Once in Liberia. Normally $10 but I was too slow and the sarge go into it, $25.

Put it down on General Expenses and got it reimbursed by the client.
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Torran replied

8 September 2008, 08:26
Originally posted by snaw View Post

Maybe I like a rainbow shower ;-)

too early snaw, far too early
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snaw replied

8 September 2008, 08:21
Originally posted by Torran View Post

I think you may be doing it wrong

Maybe I like a rainbow shower ;-)
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Torran replied

8 September 2008, 08:18
Originally posted by snaw View Post

I had some blood on my cheek

funny thing was when it was going on I was round the back of a building getting it off with some girlie

I think you may be doing it wrong
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BrilloPad replied

8 September 2008, 08:11
Originally posted by snaw View Post

Once, in me yoof. Got caught up in the tail end of a gangfight and the cops grabbed me after the fact cause I had some blood on my cheek (Fk knows how it got there) - funny thing was when it was going on I was round the back of a building getting it off with some girlie and I returned when I heard the commotion.

Luckily a WPC verfied my story as she saw me walking back towards the fight or I'd have a record and my life would be completely different ...

was the "some girlie" the WPC? I do like a girl in uniform......
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snaw replied

8 September 2008, 07:53
Once, in me yoof. Got caught up in the tail end of a gangfight and the cops grabbed me after the fact cause I had some blood on my cheek (Fk knows how it got there) - funny thing was when it was going on I was round the back of a building getting it off with some girlie and I returned when I heard the commotion.

Luckily a WPC verfied my story as she saw me walking back towards the fight or I'd have a record and my life would be completely different ...
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daviejones replied

8 September 2008, 05:49
A few times in my younger days -

Did a few long weekends, but that was as far as I went before I saw the light ...
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HairyArsedBloke replied

7 September 2008, 21:37
... and a LOT of people who should be receiving medical treatment for mental health problems.
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Cyberman replied

7 September 2008, 20:12
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

The trick is:

not getting caught.

Gaols are full of unsuccessful criminals.

... and some innocent people that have been wronged !!
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NotAllThere replied

7 September 2008, 17:23
The trick is:

not getting caught.

Gaols are full of unsuccessful criminals.
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Diver replied

7 September 2008, 07:31
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

I spent 18 months in HMP Lancaster Castle.

We were there at the same time.
You were my bitch. Remember?
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The Lone Gunman replied

7 September 2008, 07:27
I spent 18 months in HMP Lancaster Castle.
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Diver replied

6 September 2008, 23:03
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scooterscot replied

6 September 2008, 21:15
Once in Tanzania. Bought my way out for $10....
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