Originally posted by TimberWolf
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Big Bang day !!
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The time dilation effect near a black hole is the only way that the Snot Goblin will be able keep himself in power.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - AesopComment
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Its ok folks apparently its all safe, here is the official LHC page safety report:
http://public.web.cern.ch/Public/en/LHC/Safety-en.html
erm one question how did they test this before going live ..?!??Comment
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I wish EDS or enture were implementing that project - this way we'd definately be safe as it would never workComment
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Well after 8am if you find yourself thrown towards Swirtzerland towards a mini black hole, remember .. Bill Gates is headed in your direction also !
(nah really its as safe as houses Gov'ner, apparently it occurs in nature ie protons crashing into each other at the speed of light...).Comment
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Originally posted by eliquant View PostIts ok folks apparently its all safe, here is the official LHC page safety report:
http://public.web.cern.ch/Public/en/LHC/Safety-en.html
erm one question how did they test this before going live ..?!??"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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For people that do not understand the black hole theory, here is an explanation:
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/h...-200809091242/"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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And you can watch it all live here http://webcast.cern.ch/index.htmlI am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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