Originally posted by Diver
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Sound of sports car engine 'arouses women'
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For extra realism you also need to change the focal length of the interior and exterior mirrors (linked to engine roar/accelerator pedal) so that objects (e.g. other cars) can be seen to disappear into the distance. Being more ambitious the clock should slow to show relativistic affects and a pump should inflate up a sausage shaped balloon in the crotch area.Comment
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Apparently if you have an A3 you don't even need to start the engine, women just throw their knickers at you!! Of course, these are very deep, emotional, intelligent women, not the shallow type you find in the alcohol counter at the local Spar!!!"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Originally posted by daviejones View PostApparently if you have an A3 you don't even need to start the engine, women just throw their knickers at you!! Of course, these are very deep, emotional, intelligent women, not the shallow type you find in the alcohol counter at the local Spar!!!Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostEng, you really really need to find a girlfriend and get out moreWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by wobbegong View PostSports cars??? FFS! Shallow, gold-digging underachievers!!
If you want an engine to arouse you, forget cars, try a Rolls Royce Merlin fitted to a Spitfire. Now that's a noise to get emotional about.Comment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostWhy? is it because you can fit a washing machine in the back?
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostWhy? is it because you can fit a washing machine in the back?"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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