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Previously on "Sound of sports car engine 'arouses women'"
Apparently if you have an A3 you don't even need to start the engine, women just throw their knickers at you!! Of course, these are very deep, emotional, intelligent women, not the shallow type you find in the alcohol counter at the local Spar!!!
Why? is it because you can fit a washing machine in the back?
Apparently if you have an A3 you don't even need to start the engine, women just throw their knickers at you!! Of course, these are very deep, emotional, intelligent women, not the shallow type you find in the alcohol counter at the local Spar!!!
For extra realism you also need to change the focal length of the interior and exterior mirrors (linked to engine roar/accelerator pedal) so that objects (e.g. other cars) can be seen to disappear into the distance. Being more ambitious the clock should slow to show relativistic affects and a pump should inflate up a sausage shaped balloon in the crotch area.
Do electrical engineering students still try to do this! I’m sure that they were attempting exactly the same approach over 25 years ago when I was at university.
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