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Sound of sports car engine 'arouses women'

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    #21
    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Eng, you really really need to find a girlfriend and get out more

    well done on the post by the way
    Do this opposite to the order suggested.
    B00med!

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      #22
      For extra realism you also need to change the focal length of the interior and exterior mirrors (linked to engine roar/accelerator pedal) so that objects (e.g. other cars) can be seen to disappear into the distance. Being more ambitious the clock should slow to show relativistic affects and a pump should inflate up a sausage shaped balloon in the crotch area.

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        #23
        Apparently if you have an A3 you don't even need to start the engine, women just throw their knickers at you!! Of course, these are very deep, emotional, intelligent women, not the shallow type you find in the alcohol counter at the local Spar!!!
        "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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          #24
          Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
          Link: Telegraph



          few years ago they said this kind of thing did not impress women

          but still people will absord this kind of junk science

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            #25
            Originally posted by daviejones View Post
            Apparently if you have an A3 you don't even need to start the engine, women just throw their knickers at you!! Of course, these are very deep, emotional, intelligent women, not the shallow type you find in the alcohol counter at the local Spar!!!
            Why? is it because you can fit a washing machine in the back?
            Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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              #26
              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              Eng, you really really need to find a girlfriend and get out more
              stay in
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                #27
                Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                Sports cars??? FFS! Shallow, gold-digging underachievers!!

                If you want an engine to arouse you, forget cars, try a Rolls Royce Merlin fitted to a Spitfire. Now that's a noise to get emotional about.
                Yeah echo that, a Lancaster bomber came low over my old house on it's way to an air show one day. Awesome noise and sight.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                  Why? is it because you can fit a washing machine in the back?

                  Ouch!

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                    Why? is it because you can fit a washing machine in the back?
                    I reckon so...
                    "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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