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Free TV on your puter
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Hey that's brill! After flicking through DTV to find there's nothing worth watching, then umpteen channels of SKY (that the missus just wasted our money on) to find there's nothing worth watching I can come upstairs to the PC and flick through the same channels to find there's nothing worth watching.
Why is there no zombie channel showing nothing but zombie films? Why no proper free porn channel with interactive where you can change the age/sex/species/dimension of the participants? At my age I am so jaded I need involvement of underage giant bisexual anteaters from alpha centauri to get it up.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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It looks good but my 512kb/sec wet string adsl won't sustain the data rate it appearsOriginally posted by badger7579 View PostCheers Bogeyman this works a treat

Public Service Posting by the BBC - Bloggs Bulls**t Corp.
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