Did you have a nice long weekend?

[BrilloPad]

Did you have a nice long weekend? What you you get up to? Was the weather good?

[Churchill]

Did you have a nice long weekend? What you you get up to? Was the weather good?

Yes thank you very much. Had a trip to the Zoo, weather could've been better. Saw some monkeys shagging, a zebra with a big willy, some hard bastard wallabies <---- my favorite! Had a ride on a train - good idea Matthew! Carried a baby - not in the biblical sense. Had a little girl swinging from my arm.

[BrilloPad]

Yes thank you very much. Had a trip to the Zoo, weather could've been better. Saw some monkeys shagging, a zebra with a big willy, some hard bastard wallabies <---- my favorite! Had a ride on a train - good idea Matthew! Carried a baby - not in the biblical sense. Had a little girl swinging from my arm.

Is it true that the Zebra's willy grew when he saw girly?

[ace00]

No - Unlike you I no longer have the luxury of August bank holidays.
Although I do get a lot of others, inc. the full suite of Catholic hols.
Anyway, contractors shouldn't take bank holidays.

[Churchill]

Is it true that the Zebra's willy grew when he saw girly?

I certainly hope it was nothing to do with it seeing me!!!

[Pondlife]

I think so.

Some details are a bit sketchy but I've decided that's a good thing.

[cailin maith]

I had a lovely weekend

And even better only 3 days in the office till my hols

[Xenophon]

Aye, 'twas a lovely weekend.

One of the high points was getting sloshed in here on Saturday afternoon.

[Bob Dalek]

Developed a cold. Thanks for reminding me.

[d000hg]

I did some fairly relaxed work at home while the wife was away for the weekend. But I'm taking tomorrow off on a whim... town will be nice and quiet which means no hordes of idiots to fight through at the bar.