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Future is not looking bright

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    #11
    year 10 to the power 40:

    On current record trends, man will be running the 100 Metres in -4.63 seconds and Team GB will be winning more medals than are available.

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      #12
      Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
      It's like the universe is a giant battery.

      Can we not just recharge it when it's done?
      Duh! Of course we can. How do you think it started in the first place?
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #13
        Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
        Duh! Of course we can. How do you think it started in the first place?
        You think George Bush will still be around? I hope he's not!

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          #14
          In the year 2525
          If man is still alive
          If woman can survive
          They may find

          In the year 3535
          Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
          Everything you think, do, or say
          Is in the pill you took today

          In the year 4545
          Ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
          You won't find a thing to do
          Nobody's gonna look at you

          In the year 5555
          Your arms are hanging limp at your sides
          Your legs not nothing to do
          Some machine is doing that for you

          In the year 6565
          Ain't gonna need no husband, won't need no wife
          You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too
          From the bottom of a long black tube

          In the year 7510
          If God's a-comin' he ought to make it by then
          Maybe he'll look around himself and say
          Guess it's time for the Judgement day

          In the year 8510
          God's gonna shake his mighty head
          He'll either say I'm pleased where man has been
          Or tear it down and start again

          In the year 9595
          I'm kinda wondering if man's gonna be alive
          He's taken everything this old earth can give
          And he ain't put back nothing

          Now it's been 10,000 years
          Man has cried a billion tears
          For what he never knew
          Now man's reign is through
          But through the eternal night
          The twinkling of starlight
          So very far away
          Maybe it's only yesterday

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