Future is not looking bright

[Pondlife]

In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find

In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do, or say
Is in the pill you took today

In the year 4545
Ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to do
Nobody's gonna look at you

In the year 5555
Your arms are hanging limp at your sides
Your legs not nothing to do
Some machine is doing that for you

In the year 6565
Ain't gonna need no husband, won't need no wife
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too
From the bottom of a long black tube

In the year 7510
If God's a-comin' he ought to make it by then
Maybe he'll look around himself and say
Guess it's time for the Judgement day

In the year 8510
God's gonna shake his mighty head
He'll either say I'm pleased where man has been
Or tear it down and start again

In the year 9595
I'm kinda wondering if man's gonna be alive
He's taken everything this old earth can give
And he ain't put back nothing

Now it's been 10,000 years
Man has cried a billion tears
For what he never knew
Now man's reign is through
But through the eternal night
The twinkling of starlight
So very far away
Maybe it's only yesterday

[AZZIK]

Duh! Of course we can. How do you think it started in the first place?

You think George Bush will still be around? I hope he's not!

[NotAllThere]

It's like the universe is a giant battery.

Can we not just recharge it when it's done?

Duh! Of course we can. How do you think it started in the first place?

[foritisme]

year 10 to the power 40:

On current record trends, man will be running the 100 Metres in -4.63 seconds and Team GB will be winning more medals than are available.

[scooterscot]

It's like the universe is a giant battery.

Can we not just recharge it when it's done?

[AlfredJPruffock]

If the theory of black hole evaporation is correct, it is predicted by many astronomers that all the black holes in our universe will have evaporated by around this year, the beginning of the dark era of our universe.

And if it is not - then shall we have a cosmic repeat of the Cosmos ?

Kids - dont forget in an infinite timezone everything will happen again !

[Moose423956]

That's all very well, but what about global warming?

[foritisme]

Predicted Events after Year 1,000,000

year 10,000,000,000: The Sun becomes a black dwarf.[8]


Doomed!

There must be lots of grants he can claim for that

[Diver]

So my long term investments in property are looking a bit dodgy then?

[daviejones]

So, do I have time for lunch or is there no point?

[dezze]

And we're all worried about IR35 and BN66. We could all be dead in a couple of billion years or so.

[DimPrawn]

Do you think house prices will be affected?

I think they might recover by the year 1,000,000,000

[ace00]

Do you think house prices will be affected?

[DimPrawn]

Predicted Events after Year 1,000,000

Please note that there are many different theories and models about our universe and its past, present and future behavior. Because of these factors, the events listed in this section should not be considered definitive, complete or necessarily consistent with one another.

year 8,400,000: LAGEOS 2 satellite time capsule re-enters Earth's atmosphere.

years 600,000,000 to 3,500,000,000 (estimates vary): The Earth's oceans start to evaporate and the Earth becomes uninhabitable.[5][6]

year 1,000,000,000: The last total solar eclipse on Earth will occur.[7]

year 3,000,000,000: The Andromeda Galaxy and our Milky Way Galaxy are predicted to collide.

year 6,500,000,000: The Sun becomes a red giant and any remaining life on Earth, and possibly Earth itself, is destroyed.

year 7,000,000,000: The Sun becomes a white dwarf about the size of the Earth.

year 10,000,000,000: The Sun becomes a black dwarf.[8]

years 100,000,000,000,000 to 1,000,000,000,000,000 (one quadrillion): The Big Freeze according to many cosmologists. Intelligent life existing then may flee to other universes, as suggested by the physicist Michio Kaku. Beginning of the Degenerate Era of our universe. End of normal star formation and normal stars in the Milky Way/M31 super-galaxy. New stars formed only via brown dwarf collisions every hundred billion years or so.

year 10,000,000,000,000,000,000: The Galaxy relaxes gravitationally. Ninety percent of stars escape into intergalactic space while the rest merge with the central Black Hole.

year 10 to the power 40: Beginning of the Black Hole Era of our universe.

year 10 to the power 100 (one googol): If the theory of black hole evaporation is correct, it is predicted by many astronomers that all the black holes in our universe will have evaporated by around this year, the beginning of the dark era of our universe.


Doomed!