The CUK Jackanory thread...feel free to contribute

[EqualOpportunities]

Rice, so Anneka Rice was flown in by helicopter and 69 was back on the menu.
big ears and Noddy flipped off together in Noddy's car, but as they stopped at the first set of traffic lights, there was an almighty crash..................

The housing market had just hit rock bottom.

[TykeMerc]

The housing market had just hit rock bottom.

Fortunately the amazingly talented UK Government had designed a market bungee cord and it bounced right back....


(This is a work of fiction and fantasy after all)

[Diver]

Fortunately the amazingly talented UK Government had designed a market bungee cord and it bounced right back....


(This is a work of fiction and fantasy after all)

And property values rocketed again. Gordy and his cronies were hailed as heroes until .........................

[BrilloPad]

And property values rocketed again. Gordy and his cronies were hailed as heroes until .........................

I woke up and discovered I was dreaming - I then got up to go to work when........

[foritisme]

I woke up and discovered I was dreaming - I then got up to go to work when........

I discovered, I was in fact, Gay Gordon. Well blow me ! Darling, Darling come to my office straight away. We have a crisis on our hands and it is our duty to this proud nation to do the only thing that will solve this crisis. We must.................