He's (nearly) back, He's (nearly) back, He's (not) on the right track

[Moose423956]

Apologies if somebody mentioned it already (can't be @rsed to read all above) but what really worries me is how much it is going to cost us to protect him. The police will be obliged to do so.

Oh, I see Moose already did.

That's because I'm a miserable git.

[Moose423956]

Let's burn him on a pile of ******s....

Wassat? Asterisks don't burn do they?

[Moose423956]

Just look at the smiling ****. Makes me want to smash his ugly fizzog into a pulp.

[Xenophon]

Makes me want to smash his ugly fizzog into a pulp.

Take a number and stand in line.

[Bob Dalek]

Take a number and stand in line.

There is a silver lining: have you considered how cheap tickets will be for his gigs?

[Fishface]

There is a silver lining: have you considered how cheap tickets will be for his gigs?

dream machine

[crimdon]

Apologies if somebody mentioned it already (can't be @rsed to read all above) but what really worries me is how much it is going to cost us to protect him. The police will be obliged to do so.

Oh, I see Moose already did.

Just been on the radio that it costs about £1 million a year for police protection. There was one comment that the tabloids should pay this as its them who are whipping up the general public into a frenzy.