He's (nearly) back, He's (nearly) back, He's (not) on the right track

[Diver]

I can picture the scene at Heathrow, as mother scream and try to hide their daughters from him as he's marched past


By the way, I hear he's travelling by Virgin

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Torch and Pitchfork sales are rocketing already.

[Moose423956]

Torch and Pitchfork sales are rocketing already.

And of course he'll end up being protected from the screaming hordes at taxpayers' expense, despite his own not insignificant fortune.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

And of course he'll end up being protected from the screaming hordes at taxpayers' expense, despite his own not insignificant fortune.

So now law and order is to depend on a means test?

[Bluebird]

So now law and order is to depend on a means test?

I thought it always did?

[KentPhilip]

Vietnam - Thailand - Hong Kong - Thailand. Glitter's doing a world tour!

Get his band to accompany him airside and he could spend the next few months doing air-side gigs in every big airport in the world.

He could even sell tickets on Ebay. Using airside internet cafes of course

[Peoplesoft bloke]

I think the original Glitter Band fell out with him in the 70s - IIRC they had a sort of "solo" career as the Glitter Band.

[xoggoth]

Apologies if somebody mentioned it already (can't be @rsed to read all above) but what really worries me is how much it is going to cost us to protect him. The police will be obliged to do so.

Oh, I see Moose already did.

[moorfield]

He's coming home...
He's coming home...
He's coming...
Glitter's coming home...

etc. etc.

(IGMC )

[The Lone Gunman]

He's back!

He has already asked for 24 hour police protection.

This farce is going to run and run.