New events for the 2012 olympics

**moorfield** · 12 August 2008, 15:59

Mobility scooter drag racing (for pensioners). Or would that be the paralympics ?

**moorfield** · 12 August 2008, 16:00

Heavyweight Drunken Fighting (Gentlemen 300kg+)

Heavyweight Drunken Fighting (Ladies 200kg+)

**DimPrawn** · 12 August 2008, 16:02

Incapacilympics.

Entrants simply fill in a sick note instead of competing, and everyone gets a gold.

**moorfield** · 12 August 2008, 16:02

Heavyweight Drunken Fighting with Handbags (Ladies Doubles 200kg+)

**moorfield** · 12 August 2008, 16:04

Olympic Spelling Bee, various categories:

IQ 0-10 / 3 letter words

IQ 10-20 / 4 letter words

IQ 20-30 / 5 letter words

etc. etc.

**moorfield** · 12 August 2008, 16:08

Fence Vaulting

Open Window Vaulting

Cocaine Bag Throwing
(ie who can get it the furthest away from themselves in the shortest period of time when the rozzers come a-knocking)

Knife Throwing

etc. etc.

**moorfield** · 12 August 2008, 16:09

Fare Dodging.

**DimPrawn** · 12 August 2008, 16:11

Positive Discrimination 100m Sprint.

All the white runners get a 30M head start.

**Bob Dalek** · 12 August 2008, 16:11

Mass murder. We have quite a pedigree.

New events for the 2012 olympics