New events for the 2012 olympics

[contractor79]

in order to fight sexism, men and women must compete against each other in all events, and women must win 50% of the time otherwise Harriet Harman will be upset and we can't have that

[moorfield]

in order to fight sexism, men and women must compete against each other in all events, and women must win 50% of the time otherwise Harriet Harman will be upset and we can't have that

Harperson

[EternalOptimist]

Heading the shot - chavs only

Catching the javelin - labour politicians

[foritisme]

Medal Credit
Any nation that does not have as many medals as the leading nation will be given some extra medals (stamping out medal poverty)


Health and Safety Javelin
The javelin will will be subsituted for those foam sticks you get in swimming pools.

Synchronised WAGS


Pole Vault
Immigrants are sent packing

[Spacecadet]

Catching the javelin - labour politicians

That was on the BBC!

[Spacecadet]

actually this entire thread subject was on one of the BBC webcasts

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/olympics/7554409.stm

[contractor79]

NuLab will want to make the olympics as fair as possible. No nation will be allowed to win more medals than its population. If this means China and America don't get past the first week then so be it.

[TimberWolf]

All events should stay the same except done in the nude. Men should be banned obviously.

[contractor79]

Men should be banned obviously.

feminists will agree to this

[Diver]

All female entrants to be extremely fit.

>In the only sense of the word that matters<