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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...
You could be a lollipop lizard, helping ungrateful little guttersnipes across the road.
You could be a street light bulb replacement operative, trudging the streets resetting the clocks back to GMT and having to keep looking up to see if the light is on / broken resulting in the rain going down the back of your hot, heavy, clumsy bright yellow jacket.
Or you could be a car park attendant on one of those dodgy waterfront sites on the Mumbles, stood in the rain hoping no-one realises you'e not licensed.
Or you could be a meter reader. (Do they get rumpy pumpy from lonely housewives?) Fighting off offers for rumpy pumpy from the grannychavs on the Fairylands estate.
Instead you're in the warm and dry with crunchy students to eat, lustees to lust after and all the electrolytic capacitors to blow up you could wish for.
I don't s'pose it's worth waiting for it to stop before I go out to the shops...
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...
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