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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Not as Cunning as one of my Plans, but it's a start, I suppose.


    Stunts

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      same in Nottingham

      Beautiful but cold...
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        Originally posted by zeitghost
        Then passenger has an epileptic fit on the platform.
        My brother bought one of his kids a goldfish in the summer. It is epileptic. But it seems to be OK if he leaves it in the water.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          Happy days!

          You could be a lollipop lizard, helping ungrateful little guttersnipes across the road.

          You could be a street light bulb replacement operative, trudging the streets resetting the clocks back to GMT and having to keep looking up to see if the light is on / broken resulting in the rain going down the back of your hot, heavy, clumsy bright yellow jacket.

          Or you could be a car park attendant on one of those dodgy waterfront sites on the Mumbles, stood in the rain hoping no-one realises you'e not licensed.

          Or you could be a meter reader. (Do they get rumpy pumpy from lonely housewives?) Fighting off offers for rumpy pumpy from the grannychavs on the Fairylands estate.

          Instead you're in the warm and dry with crunchy students to eat, lustees to lust after and all the electrolytic capacitors to blow up you could wish for.

          So that's three blessings to count.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            Originally posted by zeitghost
            It was the fliping rain that really put the cherry on the top.
            Remind me again what country Swansea is in? Is it one of those hot and dry ones?
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              Clear blue skies with a nip in the air.
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Lumpy rain and wind at the moment.

                I don't s'pose it's worth waiting for it to stop before I go out to the shops...
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  Originally posted by cojak View Post
                  Lumpy rain and wind at the moment.
                  Better than having lumpy wind I would imagine

                  A lovely fresh morning here - clear blue skies for now.
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Sunshine here too! Lovely.
                    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                      Dark and drizzley here. But at least I'm at home.
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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