Originally posted by zeitghost
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Ate there any tomatos?Originally posted by zeitghostMorning.
Grey.
Spent an interesting half an hour performing bondage in the greenhouse.
Sadly I was just tying up the tomato plants to keep 'em relatively tidy.
WTF there's so many in there, I really dunno.
I think ZeitPater must have bought rather more than he required & put every fecking one in there.
It's like a jungle.
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Originally posted by eek View PostIt wasn't even legal. You need to look up the legal bits but from memory it should be sent with notice to your home address.
It may well be that the entire process is now invalid which could be worth pointing out.Oh, worry not, it will be pointed out.
Vigorously.



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There should be a
axeman: smilie somewhere.

Guess wot they've got in Lidl this week.

<Zeity in "bring it on you rancid ****" mode>
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It wasn't even legal. You need to look up the legal bits but from memory it should be sent with notice to your home address.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostIn other news, the feckwhit dissector of human remains very intelligently sent me a letter a fortnight ago, at a cost of £4.80.
It travelled, via the Royal Mail, from the ground floor to the 3rd floor office of a secretary in a building I rarely visit.
It informed me that I had a disciplinary meeting with dickhead & the dean last week on the 22nd of August.
You really couldn't make this tulip up.
Incompetence is plastered all over the ****.
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In other news, the feckwhit dissector of human remains very intelligently sent me a letter a fortnight ago, at a cost of £4.80.
It travelled, via the Royal Mail, from the ground floor to the 3rd floor office of a secretary in a building I rarely visit.
It informed me that I had a disciplinary meeting with dickhead & the dean last week on the 22nd of August.
You really couldn't make this tulip up.
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There comes a point when it gets a bit tricky finding referees who haven't retired.Originally posted by zeitghostAt my advanced years, I suspect that references won't make much of a difference.
Or I suppose even still with us.Last edited by Sysman; 27 August 2013, 17:17.Leave a comment:
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zen chury something or other (yes I know its the wrong thread).Originally posted by zeitghostI'm considering raising a grievance, then doing a constructive dismissal.
Would be ever so amusing to see the git in court, attempting to justify his existence.
Could do the same but my wife believes she needs a reference. (Why I don't know).
I will, however, shaft them regardless. Plan B requires a couple of non using guinea pig sites (and they are one of the companies who desperately want the service). I'm going to refuse the sale on the basis that staff should not be subjected to physical or verbal abuse and hence I won't accept you as a customer.Last edited by eek; 27 August 2013, 17:05.Leave a comment:
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Mrs eek is too nice. While I would play awkward bastard for fun she doesn't want to. Even her resignation letter is far nicer than mine would have beenOriginally posted by zeitghost View Post
I'm looking forward to doing much the same sort of thing.
However, I'm going to make it as unpleasant as lizardly possible for the Dissector of Human Remains (may he rot in hell).Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by eek View PostTold my wife to tell the tuliphole where she works to get lost. so she resigned 2 minutes ago.
I'm looking forward to doing much the same sort of thing.
However, I'm going to make it as unpleasant as lizardly possible for the Dissector of Human Remains (may he rot in hell).
How very ironic that the incompetent **** got himself sacked once his incompetence became obvious.Last edited by zeitghost; 23 August 2016, 07:45.Leave a comment:
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Told my wife to tell the tuliphole where she works to get lost. so she resigned 2 minutes ago.Originally posted by zeitghost
Dunno & don't care about hills, psychodoggies, pavement art, trains or the tuliphole where I work.
Tuesday.
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