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Taste in women
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Taste in women
97Tall22.68%22Short15.46%15Fat12.37%12Thin21.65%21Every hole a goal17.53%17like AndyW. Thick and eager to please.10.31%10 -
Poll me up, DP.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostPollRule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion. -
where's the "still warm" and "with a pulse" options?
Personally; gotta be shorter than me.B00med!Comment
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With the latter being optional?Originally posted by Advocate View Postwhere's the "still warm" and "with a pulse" options?
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostWot, no intelligent/witty/quiet/obedient/dirty options

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I have said it before and I will say it again:
If a woman doesn't come up to your standards.
Lower your standards.
Go ugly early and avoid the rush.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Where is the "must have big norks" option?
This is a really poor poll..
"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Or the geek version:
...try another website.Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostIf a woman doesn't come up to your standards...Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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