Originally posted by daviejones
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Taste in women
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I voted "Warm + Wet, Heartbeat optional""I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
On them! On them! They fail!Comment
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostI have said it before and I will say it again:
If a woman doesn't come......."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI like a woman to be crazier than I amCooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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'Taste in women'.... literally??
A 9v battery.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Then compare your vote to wot yer mum look(ed) likeHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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I like my woman well rounded but fit. very intelligent and self assured, with a good sense of humour & well spoken.
A real Lady in public and a slut in the bedroom.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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You forgot the option for a woman to be shaped like a woman with things like curves. Have a look at most of these so called super-models they look like a cross between a skeleton and a pre-pubescent teenager! Even if you thought of being in bed with one you would get a paper cut!
Monsoon as the same problem there current model is another with no figure it was so much better when Liz Hurley was falling out of their outfits!Comment
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Originally posted by zathras View PostYou forgot the option for a woman to be shaped like a woman with things like curves. Have a look at most of these so called super-models they look like a cross between a skeleton and a pre-pubescent teenager! Even if you thought of being in bed with one you would get a paper cut!
Monsoon as the same problem there current model is another with no figure it was so much better when Liz Hurley was falling out of their outfits!Comment
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