Arranged Marriages

[Advocate]

Can't say I'm remotely attracted to fatness, but some men on here appear to prefer fat women

You know what attracts me to fatness?













Gravity!

[voodooflux]

I'd be happy if someone can arrange for me to marry Jessica Alba. Thanks in advance.

Although my missus might have something to say about it.

[FiveTimes]

I'd be happy if someone can arrange for me to marry Jessica Alba. Thanks in advance.

Although my missus might have something to say about it.

You never know, she might have always fancied a little threesome

[voodooflux]

You never know, she might have always fancied a little threesome

{ goes to Happy Place }

If I was a woman I'd turn lesbian for Ms. Alba.

[Diver]

Give it a rest you lot - she is 14 FFS.

Is that like a size 28 like?

[expat]

I had an arranged marriage.


My then fiancee arranged it all, and I just had to turn up at the right time in the right place.

HTH

Isn't that leaving quite a lot to chance?

[BrilloPad]

You never know, she might have always fancied a little threesome

I wish my gf was 5% lesbian...

[sasguru]

I am 2 lesbians trapped in a man's body

[ChimpMaster]

I am 2 lesbians trapped in a man's body

I wish I was trapped in 2 lesbians' bodies.... mmmmmm.

[EqualOpportunities]

Give it a rest you lot - she is 14 ffs.

That's easy for you to say, being a natural beauty but she is a proper moose. No offence moose.