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Arranged Marriages
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I'd be happy if someone can arrange for me to marry Jessica Alba. Thanks in advance.
Although my missus might have something to say about it.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI'd be happy if someone can arrange for me to marry Jessica Alba. Thanks in advance.
Although my missus might have something to say about it.Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostYou never know, she might have always fancied a little threesome
If I was a woman I'd turn lesbian for Ms. Alba.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostGive it a rest you lot - she is 14 FFS.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI had an arranged marriage.
My then fiancee arranged it all, and I just had to turn up at the right time in the right place.
HTHComment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostYou never know, she might have always fancied a little threesomeComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI am 2 lesbians trapped in a man's bodyComment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostGive it a rest you lot - she is 14 ffs.The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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