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Arranged Marriages
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I'd be happy if someone can arrange for me to marry Jessica Alba. Thanks in advance.
Although my missus might have something to say about it.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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You never know, she might have always fancied a little threesomeOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostI'd be happy if someone can arrange for me to marry Jessica Alba. Thanks in advance.
Although my missus might have something to say about it.Comment
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{ goes to Happy PlaceOriginally posted by FiveTimes View PostYou never know, she might have always fancied a little threesome
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If I was a woman I'd turn lesbian for Ms. Alba.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Is that like a size 28 like?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostGive it a rest you lot - she is 14 FFS.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Isn't that leaving quite a lot to chance?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI had an arranged marriage.
My then fiancee arranged it all, and I just had to turn up at the right time in the right place.
HTHComment
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I wish my gf was 5% lesbian...Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostYou never know, she might have always fancied a little threesomeComment
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I wish I was trapped in 2 lesbians' bodies.... mmmmmm.Originally posted by sasguru View PostI am 2 lesbians trapped in a man's bodyComment
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That's easy for you to say, being a natural beauty but she is a proper moose. No offence moose.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostGive it a rest you lot - she is 14 ffs.The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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