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    #31
    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    Maybe you could brush up on your spelling too.

    the scope of this project is ballooning already
    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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      #32
      Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
      the scope of this project is ballooning already
      arrghh scope creep

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        #33
        I would have got somebody else to use the power saw
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #34
          I'd do everything exactly the same way. Where I am now is a direct result of what I did in the past and I'm happy with where I am now. Changing the past risks changing the present and thats something I dont actually want to do.
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #35
            ... I’d choose to be born and raised by wealthier parents.
            How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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            "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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              #36
              I remember seeing a programme years ago about John Betjeman, and this answer he gave to a similar question always stuck with me (Just spent 10 mins googling to get it right):

              Rick Stein’s programme featured a terrific bit of film of Betjeman aged 78, by now ill and in a wheelchair, just months from death, still glorying in the Cornwall coastline, and when asked by an interviewer whether he had any regrets about his life he replied

              “Yes, I haven’t had enough sex”
              You have to watch the whole programme to really get it, the arty farty poetic build up; this old geezer in a wheelchair answering all these terribly earnest questions then he comes out with that answer to one!
              Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

              Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

              That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

              Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                #37
                “Yes, I haven’t had enough sex”
                Is there such a thing?
                The vegetarian option.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                  Is there such a thing?
                  No. Next.
                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                    Is there such a thing?
                    I'm willing to sacrifice myself as a volunteer to find out...
                    B00med!

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Advocate View Post
                      I'm willing to sacrifice myself as a volunteer to find out...
                      Good man! That's the spirit.

                      Now, can we get Elton and David over here please? The "experiment" is about to start.
                      The vegetarian option.

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