Reply to: If you could have your life all over again...

[wobbegong]

I'm willing to sacrifice myself as a volunteer to find out...

Good man! That's the spirit.

Now, can we get Elton and David over here please? The "experiment" is about to start.

[Advocate]

Is there such a thing?

I'm willing to sacrifice myself as a volunteer to find out...

[Xenophon]

Is there such a thing?

No. Next.

[wobbegong]

“Yes, I haven’t had enough sex”

Is there such a thing?

[snaw]

I remember seeing a programme years ago about John Betjeman, and this answer he gave to a similar question always stuck with me (Just spent 10 mins googling to get it right):

Rick Stein’s programme featured a terrific bit of film of Betjeman aged 78, by now ill and in a wheelchair, just months from death, still glorying in the Cornwall coastline, and when asked by an interviewer whether he had any regrets about his life he replied

“Yes, I haven’t had enough sex”

You have to watch the whole programme to really get it, the arty farty poetic build up; this old geezer in a wheelchair answering all these terribly earnest questions then he comes out with that answer to one!

[HairyArsedBloke]

... I’d choose to be born and raised by wealthier parents.

[DaveB]

I'd do everything exactly the same way. Where I am now is a direct result of what I did in the past and I'm happy with where I am now. Changing the past risks changing the present and thats something I dont actually want to do.

[Diver]

I would have got somebody else to use the power saw

[Peoplesoft bloke]

the scope of this project is ballooning already

arrghh scope creep

[ThomasSoerensen]

Maybe you could brush up on your spelling too.

the scope of this project is ballooning already

[Bob Dalek]

I'd set off for work 5 minutes earlier, yesterday, as the bus was unusually early. It's this sort of thing that can ruin one's life.

[Xenophon]

I would have leant .net

Maybe you could brush up on your spelling too.

[ThomasSoerensen]

I would have learnt .net

[oracleslave]

Once you go black, you never go back.

[Xenophon]

Even if it means metallic eyeliner for Xeno.

Once you go black, you never go back.