*Repeatedly hammers the return key to see if anything happens.*
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"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
*Kicks computer, pulls plug out, puts plug back in and restarts*"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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rings support line, listens to musak, drums fingers and waits...Comment
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*taps screen forlornly*"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Goes for a shower, puts a clean shirt on and then goes out to a local bar to talk to ladies.Comment
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opens phone bill. gawps and shouts upstairs "who'se been using the phone!"Comment
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Oh Dear (TM), the hosting company has just gone bust and the receivers have confiscated the servers. You have to ring Iron Mountain and call your previous DBA, as he's password-protected the backups... is there enough lolly in the kitty to tempt him back?Comment
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Is this program working?
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