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get drink from drinks machine then sit and talk to a permie about how busy you are and other drivel to engage them in conversation and trust you more..
<aside> health is 40% you see and in apple drinks are free </aside>
get drink from drinks machine then sit and talk to a permie about how busy you are and other drivel to engage them in conversation and trust you more..
<aside> health is 40% you see and in apple drinks are free </aside>
NB: The words I write are in no way affiliated to Lenny Henry or Gareth Blackstock.
You deftly open your satchel to extract the soiled photographs, despite still holding a bloody, eviscerated pigeon and a 9mm pistol magazine loaded with hollow point bullets in one hand. You give the - now blood-stained - photographs to the permie, as a few pigeon entrails slop onto the table.
The permie looks at you with horror, regurgitates his macaroni cheese, and runs Southwards.
You deftly open your satchel to extract the soiled photographs, despite still holding a bloody, eviscerated pigeon and a 9mm pistol magazine loaded with hollow point bullets in one hand. You give the - now blood-stained - photographs to the permie, as a few pigeon entrails slop onto the table.
The permie looks at you with horror, regurgitates his macaroni cheese, and runs Southwards.
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