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Am I going the right way? #2

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    #id
    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Give soiled photographs to permie

    You cannot do that. Your hands are full.
    put penis back in trousers
    give soiled photographs to permie

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      #id
      put penis back in trousers

      I'm sorry, I do not understand 'put penis back in trousers'.




      <aside></aside>

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        #id
        put dog collar in satchel

        get drink from drinks machine then sit and talk to a permie about how busy you are and other drivel to engage them in conversation and trust you more..

        <aside> health is 40% you see and in apple drinks are free </aside>
        The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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          #id
          Originally posted by chef View Post
          put dog collar in satchel

          get drink from drinks machine then sit and talk to a permie about how busy you are and other drivel to engage them in conversation and trust you more..

          <aside> health is 40% you see and in apple drinks are free </aside>
          NB: The words I write are in no way affiliated to Lenny Henry or Gareth Blackstock.

          or English

          Sorry chef
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #id
            put dog collar in satchel
            get drink from drinks machine

            You put the dog collar back in the satchel.
            The drinks machine is token-operated.

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              #id
              Originally posted by realityhack View Post
              put dog collar in satchel
              get drink from drinks machine

              You put the dog collar back in the satchel.
              The drinks machine is token-operated.
              Give soiled photographs to permie
              Tell permie to put his penis back in trousers

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                #id
                Give soiled photographs to permie

                You deftly open your satchel to extract the soiled photographs, despite still holding a bloody, eviscerated pigeon and a 9mm pistol magazine loaded with hollow point bullets in one hand. You give the - now blood-stained - photographs to the permie, as a few pigeon entrails slop onto the table.

                The permie looks at you with horror, regurgitates his macaroni cheese, and runs Southwards.

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                  Give soiled photographs to permie

                  You deftly open your satchel to extract the soiled photographs, despite still holding a bloody, eviscerated pigeon and a 9mm pistol magazine loaded with hollow point bullets in one hand. You give the - now blood-stained - photographs to the permie, as a few pigeon entrails slop onto the table.

                  The permie looks at you with horror, regurgitates his macaroni cheese, and runs Southwards.
                  score

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                    #id
                    score

                    Game Statistics

                    9% complete

                    Health = 40.5%
                    Stamina = 20%
                    Respect = 10%

                    You have £ 0.00 in your wallet
                    You have £ 168.72 in your personal account
                    You have £ 19,426.15 in your business account

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                      #id
                      <aside> health is 40% you see, and, in Apple (assuming we are wandering around Apple corporation), drinks are free </aside>
                      The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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