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    #21
    Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
    Today woke up and checked on my son. He'd done a toilet in his nappies...except that he'd taken it out with his hands and thrown it on the carpet and rubbed it over himself. 'twas a joy cleaning all that up.


    Its been mixed.
    I seriously suggest you get him some play doh. You have to nip this poo - modelling behaviour in the bud. You have to teach him right from wrong and that playing with poo, or any other form of felching is wrong.
    Do you have a naughty step ?



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      #22
      Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
      Only if he wrote "Free Bobby Sands" on the wall with it...
      I prefer... "Do you want a chicken supper, Bobby Sands..."
      "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

      On them! On them! They fail!

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        #23
        Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
        Only if he wrote "Free Bobby Sands" on the wall with it...
        I always wanted a free Nelson Mandela, but I never got one.

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          #24
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          I seriously suggest you get him some play doh. You have to nip this poo - modelling behaviour in the bud. You have to teach him right from wrong and that playing with poo, or any other form of felching is wrong.
          Do you have a naughty step ?



          nanny state
          play doh! for christ's sake

          The boys 17 years old
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #25
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            I seriously suggest you get him some play doh. You have to nip this poo - modelling behaviour in the bud. You have to teach him right from wrong and that playing with poo, or any other form of felching is wrong.
            Do you have a naughty step ?



            nanny state

            Good idea. We have a naughty step..but me thinks it was more of a "come on and take me outta my cot bed you silly twits"...protest. We do use the naughty step quite a bit. can't say if has made a difference or not yet.

            No wonder he isn't toilet trained yet...we're too busy lying around to fetch him when he's doing it. sigh. The trials of parenthood. Gots to be the hardest job going.
            McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
            Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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              #26
              Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
              sigh. The trials of parenthood. Gots to be the hardest job going.
              true,
              but there is a special joy in having kids. good luck lilelvis





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