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    #11
    There are only two things that smell of mackerel, and one of them is mackerel.

    Can you stop being so cheerful please SA, people are trying to be miserable around here.

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      #12
      Well, I'm quite the cheerful one.

      I finish here in 2 and 3/4 days.

      I get married in a 10 days, and I'm going on honeymoon for 4 weeks.

      I've been asked to come back here when I'm back to start on another project.

      Happy days all round.

      Edit: But I did spend £2.5k in the dentist yesterday, so it's not all happy days...
      Last edited by Moscow Mule; 23 July 2008, 08:32. Reason: some doom.
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #13
        Beautiful people? Have we met because you're so right!!

        I'm looking forward to being on a caribbean beach at the weekend so life is good...

        Older and ...well, just older!!

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          #14
          Too cheery by half for this board

          Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
          How are we all today?

          Do you ever have one of those perfect mornings?

          I woke up really early and wide awake! So I'm sitting at my breakfast bar having fresh bread with smoked mackerals mmmmmm!

          And I'm actually really looking forward to going into work, as I adore this new gig.

          That said, tomorrow is my last day for 17 days!!!!!!!!!! Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!

          You have to savour these moments

          Well....I bestowe upon CUK a cloud of good fortune and warm wishes - carpe diem people!! Carpe Diem!!

          xxxx
          F*** off.

          Seriously.

          I'm Spartacus.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
            There are only two things that smell of mackerel, and one of them is mackerel.

            Can you stop being so cheerful please SA, people are trying to be miserable around here.

            What about mackerel breath?
            "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

            On them! On them! They fail!

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              #16
              Originally posted by Incognito View Post
              What about mackerel breath?
              That comes from the second thing that smells of mackerel, so it doesn't count.

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                #17
                Today woke up and checked on my son. He'd done a toilet in his nappies...except that he'd taken it out with his hands and thrown it on the carpet and rubbed it over himself. 'twas a joy cleaning all that up.

                Then we walked outside together. watched the bin men pickup our recycling, picked some wild rasberries, prodded a hedgehog that was sleeping in the garden and swept the drive.

                Now I'm sitting in a boring office with nothing to do..because I'm on the bench. Well not quite on the bench..the client has gone to OZ for three weeks and decided to delay implementation. Turned out it was a good move as the nitwits which run the domain policies at my clients office took away the command prompt, the control panel, the ability to see the C: drive and disabled some utilities, like ping. took me hours to get VPN going again...all time I will be charging to my client.

                Its been mixed.
                McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
                Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
                  Today woke up and checked on my son. He'd done a toilet in his nappies...except that he'd taken it out with his hands and thrown it on the carpet and rubbed it over himself. 'twas a joy cleaning all that up.
                  Was it a dirty protest?

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                    #19
                    Bah humbug.
                    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                      Was it a dirty protest?
                      Only if he wrote "Free Bobby Sands" on the wall with it...
                      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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