Reply to: Good Morning Beautiful People!

[EternalOptimist]

sigh. The trials of parenthood. Gots to be the hardest job going.

true,
but there is a special joy in having kids. good luck lilelvis

[lilelvis2000]

I seriously suggest you get him some play doh. You have to nip this poo - modelling behaviour in the bud. You have to teach him right from wrong and that playing with poo, or any other form of felching is wrong.
Do you have a naughty step ?



nanny state

Good idea. We have a naughty step..but me thinks it was more of a "come on and take me outta my cot bed you silly twits"...protest. We do use the naughty step quite a bit. can't say if has made a difference or not yet.

No wonder he isn't toilet trained yet...we're too busy lying around to fetch him when he's doing it. sigh. The trials of parenthood. Gots to be the hardest job going.

[Diver]

I seriously suggest you get him some play doh. You have to nip this poo - modelling behaviour in the bud. You have to teach him right from wrong and that playing with poo, or any other form of felching is wrong.
Do you have a naughty step ?



nanny state

play doh! for christ's sake

The boys 17 years old

[Moose423956]

Only if he wrote "Free Bobby Sands" on the wall with it...

I always wanted a free Nelson Mandela, but I never got one.

[Incognito]

Only if he wrote "Free Bobby Sands" on the wall with it...

I prefer... "Do you want a chicken supper, Bobby Sands..."

[EternalOptimist]

Today woke up and checked on my son. He'd done a toilet in his nappies...except that he'd taken it out with his hands and thrown it on the carpet and rubbed it over himself. 'twas a joy cleaning all that up.


Its been mixed.

I seriously suggest you get him some play doh. You have to nip this poo - modelling behaviour in the bud. You have to teach him right from wrong and that playing with poo, or any other form of felching is wrong.
Do you have a naughty step ?



nanny state

[Moscow Mule]

Was it a dirty protest?

Only if he wrote "Free Bobby Sands" on the wall with it...

[Xenophon]

Bah humbug.

[Moose423956]

Today woke up and checked on my son. He'd done a toilet in his nappies...except that he'd taken it out with his hands and thrown it on the carpet and rubbed it over himself. 'twas a joy cleaning all that up.

Was it a dirty protest?

[lilelvis2000]

Today woke up and checked on my son. He'd done a toilet in his nappies...except that he'd taken it out with his hands and thrown it on the carpet and rubbed it over himself. 'twas a joy cleaning all that up.

Then we walked outside together. watched the bin men pickup our recycling, picked some wild rasberries, prodded a hedgehog that was sleeping in the garden and swept the drive.

Now I'm sitting in a boring office with nothing to do..because I'm on the bench. Well not quite on the bench..the client has gone to OZ for three weeks and decided to delay implementation. Turned out it was a good move as the nitwits which run the domain policies at my clients office took away the command prompt, the control panel, the ability to see the C: drive and disabled some utilities, like ping. took me hours to get VPN going again...all time I will be charging to my client.

Its been mixed.

[Moose423956]

What about mackerel breath?

That comes from the second thing that smells of mackerel, so it doesn't count.

[Incognito]

There are only two things that smell of mackerel, and one of them is mackerel.

Can you stop being so cheerful please SA, people are trying to be miserable around here.

What about mackerel breath?

[Spartacus]

Too cheery by half for this board

How are we all today?

Do you ever have one of those perfect mornings?

I woke up really early and wide awake! So I'm sitting at my breakfast bar having fresh bread with smoked mackerals mmmmmm!

And I'm actually really looking forward to going into work, as I adore this new gig.

That said, tomorrow is my last day for 17 days!!!!!!!!!! Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!

You have to savour these moments

Well....I bestowe upon CUK a cloud of good fortune and warm wishes - carpe diem people!! Carpe Diem!!

xxxx

F*** off.

Seriously.

[ratewhore]

Beautiful people? Have we met because you're so right!!

I'm looking forward to being on a caribbean beach at the weekend so life is good...

[Moscow Mule]

Well, I'm quite the cheerful one.

I finish here in 2 and 3/4 days.

I get married in a 10 days, and I'm going on honeymoon for 4 weeks.

I've been asked to come back here when I'm back to start on another project.

Happy days all round.

Edit: But I did spend £2.5k in the dentist yesterday, so it's not all happy days...